What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
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What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.