Whats jokes
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What goes up but doesn't come down?
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!