Whats jokes
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Memes
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What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.