Whats jokes
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.