What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Whats Jokes
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What is half of nine?
"ni"
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.