Whats jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Memes
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.