Whats jokes
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What would you do if you were killed?
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
What goes up but never comes down?
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.