Whats jokes
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.