What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Whats Jokes
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.