Whats jokes

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd.

Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

What do you call a eatable door?

- Coriander 😂

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

What did a skeleton say when he's alone?

"I'm so bonely..."

What is the postman's favorite fruit?

Water-mail-on.

You know what should give up and stay dead?

Fortnite.

What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?

A T-ex.

What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?

An emo slits.

The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"

What animal is best at hitting baseballs?

A bat.

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?

A fossil.

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

What do you call fake noodles?

Impasta!

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.

What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.