Whats jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
can someone please tell what happened?
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.