Whats jokes
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Memes
Kaboom
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.