What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Whats Jokes
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
