Whats jokes
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.