Whats jokes
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.