Whats jokes
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Memes
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!