Whats jokes
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Memes
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.