Whats jokes
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
What do you call a racist community? America.
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"
Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.