Whats jokes
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?