Whats jokes

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I smacked an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"

What is Saturn's favorite song?

"7 Rings."

What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.

What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.

What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.

I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

What do you call a photo of an orphan?

A family photo.

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

What can't you say to an emo?

Hang in there, buddy!

What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?

Answer: He's making family memories.

What's it called when an orphan calls 911?

Operator: Hello, is your family okay?

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Operator: *bruh*

What do you call a couple of orphans?

A coupleorphans.

What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.