Whats jokes
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Memes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.