Whats jokes
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
what you get
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.