Whats jokes
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Memes
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"