Whats jokes
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"