Whats jokes

Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?

Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.

What is the best day to go to the beach?

On Sunday.

What did the man say to the girl?

You just milked a cow.

What do you call Link when he is hurt?

A link to the cast.

What do you call a priest who became a singer?

Michael Jackson.

What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?

Homeless.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

"Aye, matey."

What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?

What is BK but gay?

Bgay.

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

What did the trumpet say to Trump?

"Hi, fellow trumpet!"

What college do cows go to?

The Mooniversity.

What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?

A Royale with cancer.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?

Battery acid.

What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

They said, "Allahu Akbar."

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?