Whats jokes
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Memes
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.