What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Whats Jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
