What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
Whats Jokes
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
Little Johnny says: โMom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room thatโs been handed down from generation to generation?โ
Mom replies: โYes. What about it?โ
He says: โWell, the last generation just dropped it.โ
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Whatโs the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Whatโs worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
