Whats jokes
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Look what my sister did to me
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.