Whats jokes
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
Memes
Does everybody agree that this is correct or just me?
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
Quiet kid: "I'm home!"
Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"
Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.