Whats jokes
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a cute door?
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Like if you know what ashes are.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"