Whats jokes
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
What did the beaver say to his son?
Dam, son.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
Quiet kid: "I'm home!"
Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"
Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.