What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
Whats Jokes
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
