Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
What did the beaver say to his son?
Dam, son.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.