Whats Jokes

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

What do painters and prostitutes have in common?

They're both paid for a good finish.

what do you call a white person having a seizure?

a vanilla shake.

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.

What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

What do you call a redneck on fire?

A fire cracker.

What is a pedophile's favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets.

If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

Does it cycle now?

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.

A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."

"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.

The boy answered, "It's Michelle."

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?

A bullet.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.