Whats jokes
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
Quiet kid: "I'm home!"
Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"
Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.