Whats jokes

What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?

Craven Morehead.

Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

A. A seatbelt.

What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?

I've never been inside a submarine.

When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?

Being able to walk.

What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.

What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?

Lim Ping.

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.

What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?

Dress up as a piñata!

What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?

Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.

What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?

Panera Bread.

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is!

Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.