Whats jokes
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?
I've never been inside a submarine.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.