Whats jokes
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show? He's got some "sweet" moves!