Whats jokes
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.
The teacher says, "Oh, John!"
John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
kayla?
What the hell dam, hell dam?
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.