Whats jokes
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.