Whats jokes
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.