Whats jokes
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What is your address?
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.