Whats jokes
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What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.