Whats jokes
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!