Whats jokes
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.