Whats jokes
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"