Whats jokes
A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'm here to assassinate John Tucker." The bartender replies, "He’s in the restroom." The hitman goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour.
The bartender asks him, "Did you kill him?" The hitman replies with a sad face, “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools, so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour, and when I asked him what’s taking him so long, he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started.”
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)