Whats jokes
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
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