Whats jokes
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
What did the rope say to me?
"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...