Whats jokes
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.