Whats jokes
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Bf: What do you think about our love?
Gf: Count the stars in the sky.
Bf: Aww, it's infinity.
Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.