Whats jokes
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.