Whats jokes
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."