Whats jokes
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!