Whats jokes

What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?

Father-in-law.

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

What is King Kong for dinner?

Humans.

⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️

What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat

Here's a sex joke.

What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.

What do Asian people eat?

Rice.

What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?

A bath bomb.

What do you call a child with no family?

Names.

What do you call a Muslim sleepover?

Osamas in Pajamas.

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!

Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger-gun👉👌

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger gun.

What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?

There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.

What do you call a tall terrorist?

Osama Bin Laden.

What’s a orphan's fav movie?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?

A. Hide and seek.

What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?

They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.

What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.