Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.