Whats jokes
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!