Whats jokes
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.
The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.
The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.
And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
"Hey, today was great."
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car."
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!