What do you call jokes
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.