What do you call jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.