What do you call jokes
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.