What do you call jokes
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.