What do you call jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.