What do you call jokes
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a dog in China?
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