What do you call jokes
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.