What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.