What do you call jokes
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.