What do you call jokes
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.