What do you call jokes
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."