What do you call jokes
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.