What do you call jokes
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.