What do you call jokes
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon? A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? De-calf-inated.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.