What do you call jokes
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.