What do you call jokes

Anorexic

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

Kid

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

Pothead

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

Weedle

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievel.

Dinosaur

What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?

A Tyrannosaurus Tex.