What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
