What do you call jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.