What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? De-calf-inated.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!