What do you call jokes
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.