What do you call jokes
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.