What do you call jokes
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?
Al-Qaedirection
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.