What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
