What do you call jokes
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.