What do you call jokes
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.