What do you call jokes
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.