What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.