What do you call jokes
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.