What do you call jokes
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.