What do you call jokes
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.