What do you call jokes
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves? Hans Solo.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.