What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry
(classic)
What do you call an epileptic kid LIttle Seizures
Why did the loo š½ roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
what do you call a lesbian alien a lesbeening
What do you call a titan that can't swim? TITANic
What do you call a gay dwarf? Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call an Orphan living with ghosts?
Him and his dead family. :(:
what do you call an indian gravedigger digdeep
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta
What do you call a sad rabbit? UNHOPPY š¢š¢
What do you call a taliban in a bath bath bomb
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears? Anything you want ā he canāt hear you
What do you call a flat chested depressed person? A cutting board.
What do you call James Bond when heās taking a bath?
Bubble 07
what do you call a dinosaur with a butt.........a but asurus
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket league. [;^)]
What do you call a criminal.
Disarmed and dangerous
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair...
Hot wheels.
What do you call an African that is not hungry, dead
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldnāt see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? āIām looking for the man who shot my paw!ā
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
Whatās red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
Whatās the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
