What do you call jokes
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.