What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
what do you call a butt that kills people? An ASSassin :)
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits? A tongue workout!!!!!!!
what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.
What do you call a cow with two legs- lean beef
What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable
What do you call Steven Hawkins on pot
Pot wheels
what do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye "it's dye-ing"
What do you call a fish with out an eye, fsh
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears? Anything you want — he can’t hear you
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird
What do you call a gay dwarf? Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta
what do you call a lesbian alien a lesbeening
What do you call an epileptic kid LIttle Seizures
What do you call an orphans selfie.
A family portrait
What do you call a criminal.
Disarmed and dangerous
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call it when your dead because of that one drink in Panera bread? Panera dead
