What do you call jokes
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.