What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.