What do you call jokes
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.