What do you call jokes
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.