What do you call jokes
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.