What do you call jokes
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.