What do you call jokes
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.