What do you call jokes
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.