What do you call jokes
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.