What do you call jokes
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)