What do you call jokes
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.