What do you call jokes
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.