What do you call jokes
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.