What do you call jokes
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.