What do you call jokes
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.