What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
