What do you call jokes
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!