What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
