What do you call jokes
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call ball drama?
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.