What do you call jokes
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.