What do you call jokes
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.