What do you call jokes
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.