What do you call jokes
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.