What do you call jokes
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.