What do you call jokes
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.