What do you call jokes
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!