What do you call jokes

Gun

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Fight

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

Train

What do you call a train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train.

Oh man, I'm depressed.

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  • Glory Hole

    What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

    Guardian of the confessional booth.

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  • Man

    What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?

    Splattered.

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  • Meals on wheels

    What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?

    Meals on wheels πŸ˜‹πŸ˜πŸŒ­πŸŒ­πŸŒ­πŸŒ­πŸŒ­

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  • Man

    What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

    Man

    What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

    Phill Ming.

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  • Midget

    What do you call a Mexican midget?

    A paragraph, because he’s not a full EsΓ©.

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