What do you call jokes

Gun

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Fight

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

Train

What do you call a train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train.

Oh man, I'm depressed.

Glory Hole

What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

Guardian of the confessional booth.

Man

What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?

Splattered.

Meals on wheels

What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?

Meals on wheels πŸ˜‹πŸ˜πŸŒ­πŸŒ­πŸŒ­πŸŒ­πŸŒ­

Man

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

Midget

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full EsΓ©.

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