What do you call jokes
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.