What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
