What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call a singing laptop? -- A Dell.
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
What do you call Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
what do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a alligator that cant geg hard. A reptile disfunction
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
What do you call a autism kid with a gun?
Special forces
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
what do you call a train with buble gum?
a chew chew train
oh man im depressed
