What do you call jokes
What do you call your daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.