What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.