What do you call jokes
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.