What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback
What do you call a blind racist? A not see
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
What do you call you're daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
What do you call an autistic kidwith a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
what do you call a blind german?
a notsee