What do you call jokes
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.