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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan
What do you call a special police officer? OFFICER DOWN!
what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback
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What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
What do you call you're daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
