What do you call jokes
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call Mario?
Bros.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.