What Do You Call Jokes

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Your mom.

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  • Cup

    What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.

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  • Caregiver

    What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?

    Caregiver.

    Woman

    What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?

    Wrong.

    Stereotype

    What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.

    What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.

    What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.

    Suicide Squad

    Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”

    “What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”

    Cow

    What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?

    A milkshake.