What do you call jokes
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”