What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
