What do you call jokes
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!