What do you call jokes
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!