What do you call jokes

Butter

What do you call butter without an expiration date?

A miracle butter, because wow!

Man

What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?

A Moleionaire.

Driver

What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

Egg

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!