What do you call jokes

State

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.

Kid

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

Wheel

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.

Brodie

What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.

Epileptic

What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.

Snake

Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?

A rattler!

Sans: ha ha ha ha!!