What do you call jokes
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.