What do you call jokes
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.