What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.