What do you call jokes
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.