What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!