What do you call jokes
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.