What do you call jokes
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!