What do you call jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.