What do you call jokes

Fish

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.

Death

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything you want; it won't chase you.

War

What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?

Cold War.