What do you call jokes
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.