What do you call jokes
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.