What do you call jokes
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.