What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
