What do you call jokes
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.