What do you call jokes
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do you call a three humped camel?
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!