What do you call jokes

Orphan

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

Keyboard

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.

Emo

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

Joyce

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.