What do you call jokes
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!