What do you call jokes
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!