What do you call jokes
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.