What do you call jokes
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.