What do you call jokes
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.