What do you call jokes
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.