What do you call jokes
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.