What do you call jokes
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.