What do you call jokes
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.