What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
