What do you call jokes
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.