What do you call jokes
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.