What do you call jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.