What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.