What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.