What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.