What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.