What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.