What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!