What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.