What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!