What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears? Anything you want — he can’t hear you
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird
what do you call a lesbian alien a lesbeening
What do you call a criminal.
Disarmed and dangerous
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
what do you call a fat fortune teller? a fourchin teller
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack? 7/11
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call a titan that can't swim? TITANic
what do you call a pig that knows karate...
Pork-chop!
What do you call a taliban in a bath bath bomb
what do you call a dinosaur with a butt.........a but asurus
What do you call a sad rabbit? UNHOPPY 😢😢
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA
What do you call a country with nukes? Abomination.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination)
