What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.