What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.