What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.