What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.