What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call a group of emos? Suicide Squad.