What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! πππππππππ
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What do you call a dwarf with autism Matthew Michal?
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call a orphan village?
An orphanage
What do you call a group of depresd people. Sueaside squad
What do you call a orphan living with ghosts A happy family
What do you call a hungry person. African.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper who canβt rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
