What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.