What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.