What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.