What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.