What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.