What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.