What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What do you call a door? A floor.