What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)