What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square