What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.