What Do You Call a... jokes
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?