What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.