What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.