What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
Dog Without Legs
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! So, a dog ain't got no legs, right? You ask what you call him, but the punchline is, it doesn't even matter what you call him 'cause he ain't comin' anyway! Get it? No legs, no walkie! Also, I bet you are the type of person that gets lost in their own house.