What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.