What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! π
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.