What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.