What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.