What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! πππππ
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.