What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.