What Do You Call a... jokes

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What do you call a roach in milk?

A roach con leche. 😂

What do you call a frozen communist?

Hammer and popsicle.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

The redneck virgin.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!

What do you call a fish with two knees?

What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-

Grand Theft Otter!

What do you call a fat chink?

Saturn.

What do you call a retarded Catholic?

Asperges.

What do you call a mushroom that makes music?

A decomposer.

What do you call a private nun?

Nun-o-yo-business.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!

What do you call a man with no legs?

Neil (kneel)

What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.

What do you call a fat Chinese man?

A double chinkey.

What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?

- A VEGUN.

What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?

Double trousers.

What do you call a person with only one arm?

Half-assed.

What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?

A Catholic priest.

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroganoff.