What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.