What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.