What Do You Call a... jokes

What do you call a chill transgender?

Fictional.

What do you call a sophisticated American?

A Canadian.

What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

Beef strokin' off.

What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.

What do you call a mammal that has no hair?

Cancer.

What do you call a gay friend?

Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.

What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?

Eileen.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

What do you call a drivable Hamburger?

What?

A Hamborgini.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.

What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.

What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?

Anonymouse.

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Sally.

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

What do you call a fat midget?

A pig.

What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.